HEY KIDS it's story time with fwosh again :'D
So this has got to be one of the many incidents here in the city that have been burned into my mind.. forever. (..sadly)
I-I still cringe at the thought. D: /sob
BUTTTT WOOWOO SHARING IS CARING, so READ AT YOUR OWN RISK rofl

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My boyfriend and I were out late one night, so we ended up grabbing dinner at some random sushi restaraunt nearby. Now, this place happened to be in one of the more shaaaady parts of the neighbourhood (especially in the after-hours)... but we were hungry at the time, so all that didn't matter. We get two seats by a giant window facing the street and order our food.

I receive my bowl of ordinary udon (I didn't trust their fish rofl) and start chowing down with my boyfriend. While his head is buried in a plate of rice I decide to look out the window and check out the surroundings. AND IT WAS THEN.
THEN, out of the corner of my eye, I see "IT."
Imagine: A rougly 50-year-old face chocked full of make-up: blue eye shadow up to the forehead, uneven red lipstick, clown-like circular blush marks, and no brows. The top of the head is crowned with a wet and greasy Michael Jackson-style wig and its blob-like body is squeezed into a black dress. Hair covers the arms, legs, and seemingly... parts of the chin. The most tacky and plastic neon jewelry dangles from every appendage.
Essentially, the most hideous human ever.
Yet, you STILL can't tell if it is a man or woman. D:

I saw a glimpse of this person and immediately tried to looked away, as it was walking in the direction of the restaraunt. B-but like a car wreck, it was hard NOT to look, especially since I was holding in laughter and scared at the same time. LOL; Thus, behold -- I make eye contact with it.

To my dismay it walks closer to the window, smiling (I think.)
A-AND SUDDENLY.

IT LIFTS UP ITS DRESS, to reveal whatever junk it had hidden between its legs -- all the while smiling, winking and waving a dollar bill.
AFKAJLKTJLKGHKLFHLKAERJKFJLJF
ARGHHHHHHHI WANTED TO GOUGE MY EYES OUTTTTTTttttt
THE TRANSVESTITE THING HAD FLASHED ME WITH ITS UNHOLY PACKAGE AND WHAT HAD BEEN SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEENNNNN.
I writhed while trying to contain myself from cracking up at the ridiculousness of the situation and grabbed ahold of my boyfriend's arm expecting him to be just as surprised.
BUT NOOO. He was still munching away at his food, safe from the horror I had just witnessed at the window. DDDD: By the time I made him look up again, the IT was gone, and I was left alone to suffer with my BLEEDING AND VIOLATED EYESSSS.

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yeah. Story of my life: I face traumatizing experiences. DDD:
BUT YAY I GET TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU HERE ROFL
I hope that the drawings managed to convey even a sliver of my mental wound LOL;; but man. I really just needed to vent that somewhere lolol /shudder

the city has its.. eccentric happenings (don't even get me started about the psycho hobos I've encountere rofl). but i still love it.

also lol at fun with hair gel

we're so cool. ):

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OH AND IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO LIKE ME, MSN KTHX. (fwosh@hotmail.com)
I'm bored and miss random convos that help me procrastinate rofl.

PEACE



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